The Golden Fuck was an item which appeared in multiple Interactive Rage Comic . Its first appearance involved a woman chasing it through multiple portals in an attempt to obtain it, but since then it appeared in several other Interactive Rage Comics.
The Golden Fuck is based off of the meme slogan "Couldn't find a fuck to give.", and is thusly the physical manifestation of the ability to care about something. However, its powers appear to go much farther than that, as it was said in When I Woke Up This Morning to be the only way to defeat "The Black Bitch", a powerful female monster, as well as being shown to be able to give Nokian's son new powers.